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Kreuttal is a town in the district of Mistelbach in the Austrian state of Lower Austria.
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Ric Lewis is a British-American businessman. He is a founding partner of Tristan Capital Partners, a British property investment firm, and its predecessor, Curzon Global Partners (1998–2008). He is also the founder and chairman of a registered charity, The Black Heart Foundation. Lewis also serves on numerous corporate and community and charity boards in the UK. He ranked first in the Powerlist 2019, an annual list of the UK's most influential people with African or Afro-Caribbean heritage.
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