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{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the barber win the race?","punchline":"He took a short cut.","id":315}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":431}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?","punchline":"Dunno, they're just a bit shady.","id":352}
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