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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}