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{"type":"standard","title":"Red goral","displaytitle":"Red goral","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q913733","titles":{"canonical":"Red_goral","normalized":"Red goral","display":"Red goral"},"pageid":11799532,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Beixiaguan%2C_Haidian%2C_Beijing%2C_China_-_panoramio_%281%29.jpg/330px-Beixiaguan%2C_Haidian%2C_Beijing%2C_China_-_panoramio_%281%29.jpg","width":320,"height":211},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Beixiaguan%2C_Haidian%2C_Beijing%2C_China_-_panoramio_%281%29.jpg","width":4264,"height":2812},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279358360","tid":"04d374d3-fbc1-11ef-81b2-59775e1858c8","timestamp":"2025-03-08T01:59:50Z","description":"Species of mammal","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_goral","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_goral?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_goral?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Red_goral"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_goral","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Red_goral","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_goral?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Red_goral"}},"extract":"The red goral is a species of even-toed ungulate in the subfamily Caprinae in the family Bovidae. It is found in India, China (Tibet) and Myanmar. Its natural habitats are seasonal mountainous areas 1,000 to 2,000 meters above sea level. It is threatened by habitat loss and hunting.","extract_html":"
The red goral is a species of even-toed ungulate in the subfamily Caprinae in the family Bovidae. It is found in India, China (Tibet) and Myanmar. Its natural habitats are seasonal mountainous areas 1,000 to 2,000 meters above sea level. It is threatened by habitat loss and hunting.
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{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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