{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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