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Andromeda Peters Osam is an American actress, beauty pageant titleholder, and licensed psychotherapist born in Western Massachusetts that was crowned Miss United States 2018. Peters is a licensed clinical therapist with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology and a Master of Science in Social Work. She is an advocate for mental health awareness, and founder of her own mental health organization Your Mind Matters Global. Peters was born to parents; one is a Ghanaian highlife musician and the other a life coach and nurse who is Indigenous American, Nigerian, Filipino, and British.
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