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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Heidi Schellman","displaytitle":"Heidi Schellman","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q26251202","titles":{"canonical":"Heidi_Schellman","normalized":"Heidi Schellman","display":"Heidi Schellman"},"pageid":51150312,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Heidi_Schellman.jpg/330px-Heidi_Schellman.jpg","width":320,"height":470},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Heidi_Schellman.jpg","width":2570,"height":3771},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288066293","tid":"4fea7ddc-2589-11f0-bd18-8d985410aaea","timestamp":"2025-04-30T06:06:53Z","description":"American physicist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Schellman","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Schellman?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Schellman?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Heidi_Schellman"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Schellman","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Heidi_Schellman","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Schellman?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Heidi_Schellman"}},"extract":"Heidi Marie Schellman is an American particle physicist at Oregon State University (OSU), where she heads the Department of Physics. She is an expert in Quantum chromodynamics and a member of the United States National Academy of Sciences.","extract_html":"
Heidi Marie Schellman is an American particle physicist at Oregon State University (OSU), where she heads the Department of Physics. She is an expert in Quantum chromodynamics and a member of the United States National Academy of Sciences.
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